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To whoever owns this car

ÀÌ Â÷·®ÀÇ ÁÖÀο¡°Ô

 

My grandfather smoked his whole life.

Á¦ ÇҾƹöÁö´Â Æò»ý ´ã¹è¸¦ ÇÇ¿ì¼Ì½À´Ï´Ù.

 

I was almost 10 years old when my mother said to him,

Á¦°¡ 10»ì Âë µÉ ¹«·Æ, Á¦ ¾î¸Ó´Ï°¡ ÇҾƹöÁö²² ¸»¾¸ÇϼÌÁÒ.

 

"If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you need to stop immediately". 

"¸¸¾à ¼ÕÁÖµéÀÌ Á¹¾÷ ÇÏ´Â °ÍÀ» º¸°í ½Í´Ù¸é, Áö±Ý ´çÀå ´ã¹è¸¦ ²÷À¸¼¼¿ä".

 

Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake.

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He quit cold - turkey that very day.

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Three years later he died of lung cancer.

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We were very close, and his death destroyed me.

Àú¿Í ÇҾƹöÁö´Â ±²ÀåÈ÷ °¡±î¿ü°í, ±×ÀÇ Á×À½Àº Àú¸¦ ¸Á°¡¶ß·È½À´Ï´Ù.

 

My mother said to me,

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"Please never smoke. Don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through".

"Á¦¹ß ´ã¹è¸¸Àº ÇÇ¿ìÁö ¸»¾Æ¶ó. ³× ÇҾƹöÁö°¡ ¿ì¸® °¡Á·¿¡°Ô ÇÑ ÁþÀ» ¶È°°ÀÌ µÇÇ®ÀÌ ÇÏÁö ¸»¾Æ´Ù¿À".

 

I agreed.

Àú´Â µ¿ÀÇÇß½À´Ï´Ù.

 

At 18, I have never touched a cigarette.

18»ìÀÌ µÈ Áö±Ý, Àú´Â ¾ÆÁ÷µµ ´ã¹è¸¦ °Çµå·Á º» ÀûÀÌ ¾ø½À´Ï´Ù,

 

I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it,

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because your parking job was so shitty it gave me cancer anyway.

¿Ö³ÄÇÏ¸é ´ç½ÅÀÇ ÁÖÂ÷ ½Ç·ÂÀÌ Á¸³ª Á¿ °°¾Æ¼­ ¾îÂ÷ÇÇ ¾Ï¿¡ °É·Á¹ö·È°Åµç¿ä.

 

Jesus fuck, please learn how to park.

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