0È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4306
1È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=1&number=4335
2È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4368
3È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4375
4È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4393
5È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4410
6È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4435
7È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4453
8È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4469
9È : http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4487
10È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=1&number=4492
11È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4516
12È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=1&number=4540
13È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4570
14È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=1&number=4584
15È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4629
16È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4654
17È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=1&number=4671
18È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=1&number=4708
19È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4758
20È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4781
21È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4799
22È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=1&number=4812
23È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4853
24È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4915
25È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=0&number=4925
26È: http://web.humoruniv.korea.com/board/humor/read.html?table=novel&pg=3&number=4954
-Áö³ À̾߱â-
¼º°ËÀ» ã±âÀ§ÇØ ¼ºÀåÇÑ ¼Ò³â Ŭ·ÎÀÌ´Â
·ç¸®½ºÀÇ ±â»ç ´ÏÄÚÀÇ µµ¿òÀ» ¹Þ¾Æ Àû±¹ ºê¸®Æ®¶óÀÇ ±â»ç´Ü¿¡ µé¾î°£´Ù.
±×°÷¿¡¼ Ŭ·Î½ºÅÍ¿Í Åäºñ¾Æ½º¸¦ ¾²·¯¶ß¸° Ŭ·ÎÀÌ´Â
ÄÜÆ¼¸ð¾î »ê¸ÆÀ¸·Î °¬´Ù°¡ ´Ù½Ã Ŭ¶óÇÁ¶ó »ç¸·À¸·Î ¼º°ËÀ» ã±â À§ÇÑ ¹ß°ÉÀ½À» ¿Å±ä´Ù.
±×¸®°í ±×°÷¿¡¼ ºê¸®´ÜÅ×¿Í ·ç¸®½Ã¾ÈÀ» ¸¸³ª°í
°Ü¿ì ¸¶À½À» ¿Àº ºê¸®´ÜÅ×¿Í ÇÔ²² ½ÃŸÀÇ ±º»çµéÀ» °ÝÆÄ.
¸¶³à ¾Æ±×³×½Ã°¡ ±×µéÀÇ ¾Õ¿¡ ¼Áö¸¸ ´ÏÄÚ°¡ ±×³à¸¦ ÂѾƳ¿À¸·Î½á À§±â¸¦ ¸éÇÑ´Ù.
Ŭ·ÎÀÌ¿Í ºê¸®´ÜÅ×´Â, ·ç¸®½Ã¾È Çϳª¸¦ µé°í¼ ¿Õ±ÃÀ¸·Î ÇâÇÑ´Ù.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
¿äÁò ±Û ¾²´Â°Ô Èûµì´Ï´Ù. ±Û ¾²´Â°Í ÀÚü°¡.
´ñ±ÛÀÌ¶óµµ ´Þ¾ÆÁֽøé ÈûÀÌ ³¯°Í °°½À´Ï´Ù ¤Ì¤Ì
ÃßõÀº 5Á¤µµ¸¦ À¯ÁöÇÏ¸é¼ ¾ÆÁÖ ¸¸Á·½º·¯¿îµ¥¡¦¡¦.
´ñ±ÛÀÌ ¾ø¾î¼ ¿Ü·Ó½À´Ï´Ù ¤Ì¤Ì È¥ÀÚ ±Û¾²°í ÀÖ´Â°Í °°Àݾƿä.
¿ø·¡ ±¸°ÉÀº Àß ¾ÈÇÏÁö¸¸¡¦ ºÎʵ右´Ï´Ù~
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
´ÏÄÚ°¡ °Ô¸®¿ÂÀÇ ¾Õ¿¡ ´ç´çÇÏ°Ô ¼ ÀÖ¾ú´Ù.
¿ÞÂÊ ´«Àº ±× ¾î´À ¶§º¸´Ù ºÓ°Ô Ÿ¿Ã¶ú°í
ÀÔ°í ÀÖ´ø °©¿ÊÀÇ Æ´¿¡¼± ºÒ²É°ú °°ÀÌ Å¸¿À¸£´Â ºûÀÌ »Õ¾îÁ® ³ª¿Ô´Ù.
°Ô´Ù°¡ Ŭ·ÎÀ̰¡ Áã°í ÀÖ´ø ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®µµ ÈξÀ ¹àÀº ÁÖÈ«ºûÀ» ¶ç°í ÀÖ¾ú´Ù.
±×¸®°í ¹æ±Ý Àü ºû¿¡ ÀÇÇÏ¿© ±º»çµéÀÌ ´Ù½Ã ¿òÁ÷À̱⠽ÃÀÛÇÑ´Ù.
"Á¦±ºµé, °Ô¸®¿Â°ú ¼º°ËÀ» º¸È£Ç϶ó!"
½½·»´õ°¡ ¿ÜÃÆ´Ù.
°Ô¸®¿Â¿¡°Ô ¹Ý¸»À» ¾µ ¼ö ÀÖ¾ú´ø °Ç ³ªÀ̰¡ ´õ ¸¹Àº °Í »Ó ¾Æ´Ï¶ó °°Àº Æ÷ ½ºÆ¼ÆäÀÌÅÍ¿´±â ¶§¹®ÀÌ¿´´Ù.
¶ÇÇÑ ±×´Â ¶óºñÆ®¶óÀÇ ÃÑ»ç·É°üÀ̱⵵ Çß´Ù.
"¾Æ±×³×½Ã, ÆóÇϸ¦ ¸ð½Ã°í Á¦´ÜÀ¸·Î °¡¶ó.
¿Õ±ÃÀº ±â»ç´Ü°ú ³»°¡ º¸È£ÇϰڴÙ.
´ÏÄÚ ³à¼®ÀÌ À̰÷¿¡ ¿Â Áö±ÝÀÌ ±âȸ´Ù! ¾î¼!"
½½·»´õ°¡ ¾Æ±×³×½Ã¿¡°Ô Áö·ÉÀ» ÀüÇÏÀÚ ±×³à´Â ±àÁ¤ÀÇ Ç¥½Ã¸¦ º¸ÀδÙ.
°Ô¸®¿Â°ú ´ÏÄÚ´Â °è¼Ó ´ë¸³»óÅ¿¡ ÀÖ¾ú´Ù.
"½ÃŸ, ½ºÅׯĴÏ. ³ÊÈñµéÀº ÆóÇϸ¦ ÁöŰ·¯ °¡¶ó."
"¿¹? ¡¦¡¦ ¿¾."
½ºÅ×ÆÄ´Ï°¡ ´ë´äÇÏ°í ¿Õ±Ã ÂÊÀ¸·Î ´Þ·Á°¬´Ù.
³ªÁö¸·È÷ Ŭ·ÎÀÌ, ¾Æ´Ï ´ÏÄÚ¸¦ ¹Ù¶óº¸¸ç.
"¡¦¡¦ Ŭ·ÎÀÌ."
½ÃŸ°¡ ¾î¼ °¡ÀÚ°í ¼ÕÁþÇÏ°í¼¾ß ½ºÅ×ÆÄ´Ïµµ ´Ù½Ã ´Þ·È´Ù.
ÀÌÁ¦ ±×¶õÅ佺 Á¤¿ø¿£ °Ô¸®¿Â°ú ´ÏÄÚ¸¸ ³²¾Æ ÀÖ¾ú´Ù.
"¿À·£¸¸ÀÌ´Ù, °Ô¸®¿Â."
´ÏÄÚ°¡ ¾¾ÀÍ ¹Ì¼Ò¸¦ ÁöÀ¸¸ç ¸»Çß´Ù. °Ô¸®¿ÂÀº º§Á¦º£¸£¸¦ ´Ù½Ã °íÃÄÁå´Ù.
"Àλç´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Ù¡¦¡¦ ¾î¶»°Ô ³×³ðÀÌ »ì¾ÆÀÖ´Â °Å³Ä!
16³â Àü, ³×³ðÀÌ ¿Õ±Ã ȸ¶û¿¡¼ ·ç¸®½º ÃÖÈÄÀÇ ±¹¿Õ Áö½ºÄ«¸£ÀÇ ¼Õ¿¡ Á×´Â°É ³»°¡ ºÃ´Ù!
¾î°¼¡¦ ¾î°¼ »ì¾ÆÀÖ´Â °Ç°¡!"
"³ª´Â ¼º°ËÀÌ °¡Áö°í ÀÖ´Â 'Á¦¿ÕÀÇ Èû'À» °¡Áö°í ÀÖÀ¸´Ï±î.
À°½ÅÀº ½â¾î »ç¶óÁöÁö¸¸ ¿µÈ¥¸¸Àº ¿µ¿øÈ÷ Á×Áö ¾Ê°Ô µÇ¾úÁö."
"¾î°¼ ÀÌÁ¦ ¿Í¼ ³ªÅ¸³ °ÍÀ̳Ä, ´ÏÄÚ!"
"³ª´Â ¿À·£ ¼¼¿ùµ¿¾È ¼º°ËÀ» µÇã¾Æ Á¦£¨ð®£©¸¦ ¿Ã¸®±â¸¦ °£ÀýÈ÷ ¹Ù·¨´Ù.
³ª´Â Á×°í ½Í¾ú°Åµç. ¼¼»ó¿¡ ÆÄ¹¯Çô 2000³âÀ̳ª µÇ´Â ¼¼¿ùÀ» »ç´Â°Ç ±ØÇÑÀÇ °íÅëÀÌ´Ù.
¼º°ËÀÇ ¹«ÇÑÇÑ ÈûÀ» °¡Áö°í ÀÖ´Â ³»°¡ ¼º°ËÀ» ¸ðµÎ ¸ð¾Æ ºÀÀÎÀ» Ç®¸é ³ª´Â ÀÚÀ¯·Î¿î ¿µÈ¥ÀÌ µÈ´Ù.
³»°¡ Á×±â À§Çؼ¶ó¸é ·ç¸®½º°¡ ¾î¶»°Ô µÇ´Â »ó°ü ¾ø¾ú´Ù.
±×·¡¼ ³ª´Â 2000³â°£ ·ç¸®½ºÀÇ ±â»ç·Î Áö³»¸é¼ ±âȸ¸¦ Æ´Æ´È÷ ³ë·ÈÁö.
±×·¯³ª ¿ÕÁ¶ ´ë´ë·Î ³ª¸¦ °æ°èÇÏ¿´±â ¶§¹®¿¡ ¹ø¹øÈ÷ ½ÇÆÐÇÏ°í ¸»¾ÒÁö.
±×·¯´ø Áß ¶óºñÆ®¶ó°¡ Ãĵé¾î ¿Ô°í 'Á¦¿ÕÀÇ Èû'À» ÀÒÀº ¼º°Ëµé·Î´Â ±×µéÀ» ¸·Áö ¸øÇÏ¿´Áö.
µÚ´Ê°Ô Áö½ºÄ«¸£ ÆóÇÏ´Â ³ª¸¦ ȸ¶ûÀ¸·Î ºÒ·¯³» ºÎŹÇÏ¿´Áö¸¸¡¦ ³ª´Â °ÅÀýÇß´Ù.
ÀÌ¹Ì ·ç¸®½º¿¡ ´ëÇÑ ÃæÀǵµ »ç¶óÁ³°í ¶óºñÆ®¶ó¿¡ ±â´ë¸¦ °É¾ú±â ¶§¹®ÀÌ¿´´Ù.
³»°¡ ¶óºñÆ®¶ó¿¡°Ô ¸öÀ» ±ÁÇô ã¾Æ°¡¸é ±×µéÀº ÁÁ¾Æ¶ó Á¦¸¦ ¿Ã¸®°ÚÁö.
³ª´Â ±×°É ¹Ï°í °ÅÀýÇß´Ù. ±×·¯ÀÚ Áö½ºÄ«¸£ ÆóÇÏ´Â ³ª¸¦ Ä®·Î Âñ·¶´Ù.
±×¸®°í Àá½Ã ÈÄ ¿Õ±ÃÀº ÇÔ¶ôµÇ°í ¸»¾ÒÁö.
³ª¿¡°Ô º¹¼ö¸¦ ÇϵíÀÌ ¼º°ËÀ» »Ô»ÔÈ÷ Èð¾îº¸³»°í ¸»¾ß¡¦¡¦ ũũŪ."
"±×·¡¼ À̹ø ±âȸ¿¡ ¼º°ËÀ» µÇã¾Æ
³ÊÀÇ ¿µ»ýÀ» ³¡³»·Á°í ¸¶À½ ¸Ô°í ÀÖ´Ù´Â °Ç°¡!"
"Á¤´äÀÌ´Ù. ¼º°ËÀ» ³»ÁÖ°Ú³ª?"
°Ô¸®¿ÂÀº ÄÚ¿ôÀ½À» ÃÆ´Ù.
"ÁÙ °Í °°Àº°¡."
"¡¦¡¦ ±×·³ ½Î¿ì´Â ¼ö¹Û¿¡.
À̹ø ±âȸ¿¡ È®½ÇÈ÷ ¾Ë¾Ò´Ù. ¶óºñÆ®¶óµµ ¸ê¸ÁÇØ¾ß ÇÒ ±¹°¡¶ó´Â °ÍÀ».
¾î¿ ¼ö ¾øÀÌ ÀÚÀÇ·Î ºÀÀÎÀ» Ç®±â´Â ÇßÁö¸¸¡¦ ÀÌÁ¦¾ß ¶óºñÆ®¶ó¸¦ ¸êÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ°Ô µÇ¾ú±º."
´ÏÄÚ´Â ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®¸¦ µÎ ¼ÕÀ¸·Î Àâ¾Ò´Ù.
ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®ÀÇ Ä®³¯ÀÌ ºÒ²ÉÀ¸·Î º¯ÇÏ´õ´Ï ¾öû³ ÈûÀ» ³»±â ½ÃÀÛÇÑ´Ù.
"¸Ô¾î¶ó!"
´ÏÄÚ´Â ¼ø½Ä°£¿¡ °Ô¸®¿ÂÀÇ ¾ÕÀ¸·Î °¡ ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®¸¦ Èֵθ¦ Áغñ¸¦ ÇÑ´Ù.
"Ū¡¦ Å©À¹."
°Ô¸®¿ÂÀº ·ç¸®½Ã¾ÈÀ» Àâ¾Æ ±× ÈûÀ» ¹ßµ¿½ÃÄ×´Ù.
´ÏÄÚ°¡ ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®¸¦ Èֵθ£°í ÀÖ´Â »óÅ·Π½Ã°£ÀÌ ¸ØÃç¹ö·È´Ù.
"ÇÏ, ÇÏÇÏÇÏ! ´ÏÄÚ¡¦ ³Ê´Â °á±¹ ¿ì¸®¿¡°Ô¡¦¡¦ Ä¿Çä?!"
½Ã°£ÀÌ ´Ù½Ã µ¹¾Æ°¡°í ÀÖ´Â ´À³¦À» ¹ÞÀº °Ô¸®¿ÂÀº µÞ°ÉÀ½ÁúÀ» Ä¡±â ½ÃÀÛÇÑ´Ù.
°ð ½Ã°£ÀÌ ´Ù½Ã µ¹¾Æ°¡±â ½ÃÀÛÇÏ¸ç ´ÏÄÚ°¡ ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®¸¦ Èֵѷ¶´Ù.
¼°Ï!
ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®¿¡ ÀÇÇØ º§Á¦º£¸£¸¦ Áã°í ÀÖ´ø °Ô¸®¿ÂÀÇ ¿À¸¥ÂÊ ¾î±ú°¡ Àß·È´Ù.
"Ū¡¦ Å©¾Æ¾Ç!!"
"À̰ɷΠ½Ü»ùÀ̾ß. ´õ ÇÒÅÙ°¡?"
"ºô¾î¸ÔÀ»¡¦¡¦."
°Ô¸®¿ÂÀº ´Ù½Ã ·ç¸®½Ã¾ÈÀ» ¹ßµ¿ÇÏ¿© ½Ã°£À» ¸ØÃè´Ù.
"¼Ò¿ë ¾ø´Ù°í!"
³ª¸ÓÁö´Â ¸ØÃá »óÅ¿¡¼ ´ÏÄÚ°¡ µ¹ÁøÇؿԴÙ.
"¾î¡¦ ¾î°¼ ¸ØÃá ½Ã°£À»¡¦¡¦."
´ÏÄÚ´Â ³²Àº ¿ÞÆÈ¸¶Àú º£¾î³½´Ù.
"¾Ë·ÁÁÙ±î?"
´ÏÄÚ´Â ¸öÀ» ¼÷¿© °Ô¸®¿ÂÀÇ Ç㸮¸¦ º£¾î³Â´Ù.
"³»°Ô ºÀÀÎµÈ ÈûÀÌ Æò¹üÇÑ ¼º°ËÀÌ °¡Áø Èûº¸´Ù °Çϱ⠶§¹®ÀÌ´Ù."
°ø°ÝÀ» ³¡³½ ´ÏÄÚ´Â ÀÌ±×´ÏÆ®¸¦ ¹Ù´Ú¿¡ ²È¾Æ³Â´Ù.
"Å©¾Æ¾Æ¾Æ¾Æ¾Ç!!!!"
°Ô¸®¿ÂÀº ºÓ°Ô ºÒŸ¿À¸£¸ç ¸ñÀ» ³õ¾Æ ºñ¸íÀ» Áö¸¥´Ù.
"¡¦¡¦ À¯°¨À̱¸³ª, °Ô¸®¿Â."
"»ç¡¦ »ì·ÁÁࡦ¡¦ ´ÏÄÚ¡¦¡¦!
¿¾ Á¤À» »ý°¢Çؼ¶óµµ¡¦ ¿¾ Á¤À»¡¦¡¦!"
±×·¯³ª ´ÏÄÚ´Â ¸ð¸¥Ã´ ÇÑ´Ù.
"°³¡¦ °³°°Àº »õ³¢¡¦¡¦!
³×³ðÀº ºÐ¸í Á×¾î¼ Áö¿Á¿¡ °¥ °ÍÀÌ´Ù¡¦¡¦!
Áö¡¦ ¿Á¿¡¡¦¡¦ ¼¡¦ ±â´Ù¸®¡¦¡¦ °Ú¡¦¡¦."
ÀÔ°ú ¸ñ¸¶Àú Àç°¡ µÇ¾î ¹ö·È±â ¶§¹®¿¡ ´õ ÀÌ»ó ¸»¼Ò¸®´Â µé·Á¿ÀÁö ¾Ê¾Ò´Ù.
´ÏÄÚ´Â ¿Õ±ÃÀ» ¹Ù¶óº¸¸ç »ý°¢ÇÑ´Ù.
"¡¦¡¦ ±Û½ê, ¿¾ Á¤Àº ³²¾ÆÀÖ±â´Â ÇÏÁö."
´ÏÄÚ´Â ¿Õ±Ã ÂÊÀ¸·Î °ÉÀ¸¸ç ¿¾ »ý°¢À» Çϱ⠽ÃÀÛÇÑ´Ù.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
ÀÚ¾Æ... ÀÌÁ¦ ³¡À» ÇâÇØ ´Þ·Á°¡´Â °ÍÀÌ ´À²¸ Áö½Ã³ª¿ä ¤¾¤¾
ÀÌ´ë·Î¸é 33È ÀüÈÄ¿¡¼ ³¡³¯ µí ÇÕ´Ï´Ù.. À̾߱⸦ ´õ ²ö´Ù¸é ´õ ²ø ¼ö ÀÖ°ÚÁö¸¸ ¤¾¤¾
F91ÀÌ¿´½À´Ï´Ù!