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To whoever owns this car
ÀÌ Â÷·®ÀÇ ÁÖÀο¡°Ô
My grandfather smoked his whole life.
Á¦ ÇҾƹöÁö´Â Æò»ý ´ã¹è¸¦ ÇÇ¿ì¼Ì½À´Ï´Ù.
I was almost 10 years old when my mother said to him,
Á¦°¡ 10»ì Âë µÉ ¹«·Æ, Á¦ ¾î¸Ó´Ï°¡ ÇҾƹöÁö²² ¸»¾¸ÇϼÌÁÒ.
"If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you need to stop immediately".
"¸¸¾à ¼ÕÁÖµéÀÌ Á¹¾÷ ÇÏ´Â °ÍÀ» º¸°í ½Í´Ù¸é, Áö±Ý ´çÀå ´ã¹è¸¦ ²÷À¸¼¼¿ä".
Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake.
Èí¿¬À» ÇÔÀ¸·Î¼ ÀÒ´Â ´ë°¡¸¦ ±×¶§¼¾ß ±ú´ÞÀ¸½Å ÇҾƹöÁöÀÇ ´«¿¡ ´«¹°ÀÌ Â÷ ¿Ã¶ú½À´Ï´Ù.
He quit cold - turkey that very day.
±× ³¯ ´çÀå ÇҾƹöÁö´Â ´ã¹è¸¦ ¿ÏÀüÈ÷ ²÷À¸¼Ì½À´Ï´Ù.
Three years later he died of lung cancer.
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We were very close, and his death destroyed me.
Àú¿Í ÇҾƹöÁö´Â ±²ÀåÈ÷ °¡±î¿ü°í, ±×ÀÇ Á×À½Àº Àú¸¦ ¸Á°¡¶ß·È½À´Ï´Ù.
My mother said to me,
¾î¸Ó´Ï°¡ Á¦°Ô ¸»ÇßÁÒ
"Please never smoke. Don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through".
"Á¦¹ß ´ã¹è¸¸Àº ÇÇ¿ìÁö ¸»¾Æ¶ó. ³× ÇҾƹöÁö°¡ ¿ì¸® °¡Á·¿¡°Ô ÇÑ ÁþÀ» ¶È°°ÀÌ µÇÇ®ÀÌ ÇÏÁö ¸»¾Æ´Ù¿À".
I agreed.
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At 18, I have never touched a cigarette.
18»ìÀÌ µÈ Áö±Ý, Àú´Â ¾ÆÁ÷µµ ´ã¹è¸¦ °Çµå·Á º» ÀûÀÌ ¾ø½À´Ï´Ù,
I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it,
±×·±µ¥ Áö±Ý, ¾ÆÁ÷ Çѹøµµ ´ã¹è¸¦ ÇØº¸Áö ¾ÊÀº °Í¿¡ ´ëÇØ ¾à°£ÀÇ ÈÄȸ¸¦ ´À³¢°í ÀÖ½À´Ï´Ù.
because your parking job was so shitty it gave me cancer anyway.
¿Ö³ÄÇÏ¸é ´ç½ÅÀÇ ÁÖÂ÷ ½Ç·ÂÀÌ Á¸³ª Á¿ °°¾Æ¼ ¾îÂ÷ÇÇ ¾Ï¿¡ °É·Á¹ö·È°Åµç¿ä.
Jesus fuck, please learn how to park.
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