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Faced with the #service-grade(¾÷¼Ò¿ë) cola violently #ejaculating(ºÐÃâ/»çÁ¤) its carbonation, my #virgin hands were rendered utterly powerless. It thoroughly saturated my #dicktation pad(½À"ÀÚÁö"), spilling a load heavy enough to #pound out(¶±Ä¡´Ù) a dozen more. Even after a couple of days, I remain incapable of #erecting(¼¼¿ö) my pen on this very hump(¤µ¤µ) day.