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Reasons why Koreans Suck

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1. Horrible Nervous, Clueless, and Scary Drivers

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They cause accidents like no other, and the Police Agencies know this and

therefore ticket them more frequently. I use my horn if i get any indications

there might be a korean driver, in a mercedes, or a fuckin£§ hyundai! Or that

nice luxury model of hyundai! Also fuck, Daewoo and Hanmail!



Çѱ¹ ¿îÀüÀÚ³ðµéÀº Â÷»ç°í¸¦ Àß³½´Ù. ±×·¡¼­ °æÂûµéÀÌ ¾Ë¾Æ¼­ Çѱ¹ ¿îÀüÀÚ³ðµéÀº

µüÁö¸¦ ´õ ÀÚÁÖ ²÷´Â´Ù. ³­ ¿îÀüÁß¿¡ ±æ¿¡ º¥Ã÷³ª 죳°°Àº Çö´ëÂ÷, ¾Æ´Ï¸é »õ·Î³ª¿Â

°í±Þ Çö´ëÂ÷, ¸¦ ¸ð´Â Çѱ¹ ¿îÀüÀÚ³ðÀÌ ÀÖ´Â °Í °°À¸¸é °æÀûºÎÅÍ ¿ï¸°´Ù. ´ë¿ì¿Í

ÇѸÞÀϵµ 죳±î¶ó.



2. Anti-American Attitudes



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Koreans seem to flock to America to benefit off the US economy, but fail to

integrate themselves into American culture and participate in american

culture. Koreans quickly will leave their country to take advantage of the

US, but never really contribute anything to the US, and live here and hate

this fucking place £¨USA£© and just take advantage of deals and then bounce

out?



Çѱ¹³ðµéÀº ¹Ì±¹°æÁ¦¿¡ ¾î¶»°Ô ºôºÙ¾î »ì·Á°í ¹Ì±¹¿¡ ¶¼Áö¾î °Ç³Ê¿À´Â °Í °°´Ù.

ÇÏÁö¸¸ ¹Ì±¹ ¹®È­¿¡ ÀûÀÀÇϰųª ³¢Áö´Â ¸øÇÑ´Ù. Çѱ¹³ðµéÀº ¹Ì±¹´ö Á» º¼·Á°í

ÀÚ±âµé ³ª¶ó¸¦ ½±°Ô µîÁö°ÚÁö¸¸ ±×·¸´Ù°í ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µµ¿òµÉ ÀÏÀº Àý´ë ¾ÈÇÑ´Ù. ±×¸®°í

¹Ì±¹¿¡ °è¼Ó ´­·¯ »ì¸é¼­ ÀÌ Á½°°Àº °÷£¨¹Ì±¹£©À» Áõ¿ÀÇÑ´Ù. ±×¸®°í ±×·¸°Ô

ÀßÁö³»´Ù°¡...´Ù½Ã µ¹¾Æ°£´Ù?



3. Koreans congregate in a trash area of Los Angeles.



Çѱ¹³ðµéÀº LAÀÇ °ÅÁö°°Àº °÷¿¡ ¸ð¿©»ê´Ù.



Fortunately this is a horrible slummish congested and mexican infested part

of LA, very urban, ghetto, and sure to give you a headache to try to pass

thru! Tons of signs with Korean writing with no english equivalent, unlike

chinese and jap places!!!



´ÙÇàÈ÷ À̳ðµéÀÌ »ç´Â °÷Àº ¸ß½ÃÄ­³ðµéÀÌ ±â»ýÇØ¼­ »ç´Â LAÀÇ ²ûÂïÇÑ ºó¹Î°¡´Ù.

¾ÆÁÖ µµ½ÉÁö¿ª¿¡ ºó¹Î¼Ò±¼°°Àº °÷À¸·Î Áö³ª°¡¸é µÎÅëÀÌ ´Ù »ý±ä´Ù. Áß±¹À̳ª

ÀϺ»³ðµéÀÌ »ç´Â °÷°ú´Â ´Þ¸® À̳ðÀÇ °Å¸®´Â ¿µ¾î¶ó°ï ÀüÇô¾ø°í ¿ÂÅë Çѱ¹°£ÆÇÀ¸·Î

¿ÂÅë µµ¹è°¡ µÇ¾îÀÖ´Ù.



4. Korean vs Japanese : Do Americans give a shit or what???



Çѱ¹³ðµé vs. ÀϺ»³ðµé: ¹Ì±¹ÀεéÀÌ ÀÌ·± ÀÏ¿¡ 죳µµ °ü½É¾ø´Ù.



Whenever the word Korea or Korean is used, it is always in a serious,

dissapointing and non-humorous tone. But when we speak about Japan, or

Japanese there is always laughter and pride, and interest. White America has

no interest in your country, whether its culture, travel, or friendship!



¹Ì±¹ÀεéÀÇ ´ëÈ­¿¡¼­ Çѱ¹, Çѱ¹ÀÎÀ̶õ ´Ü¾î´Â Ç×»ó ½É°¢Çϰí, ½Ç¸Á½º·±, ±×¸®°í

½Ä»óÇÑ ¸»Åõ·Î µîÀåÇÑ´Ù. ¹Ý¸é ÀϺ», ÀϺ»Àο¡ ´ëÇØ¼­ ¾ê±âÇÒ¶§´Â Ç×»ó ¿ôÀ½À̳ª

ÀںνÉ, ±×¸®°í °ü½ÉÀÌ ¹è¿©ÀÖ´Ù. ¹éÀεéÀº ¹®È­, ¿©Çà, ¿ìÁ¤ÀÌ°í ¹¹°í ³Ê³×

³ª¶ó¿¡ ÀüÇô °ü½ÉÀÌ ¾ø´Ù.



5. No more of a suprise to you than me, one that made me happy was that north

korea was ranked up there with stinky iraq and iran!!! Not a badd call, top

dogg!



´ç½Å³× Çѱ¹³ðµé°ú ³»°¡ °°ÀÌ ³î¶øÁö ¾Ê¾Ò´ø ÀÏÀÌ ÀÖ¾ú´Ù¸é ºÏÇÑÀÌ À̶õÇϰí

À̶óÅ©ÇÏ°í °°ÀÌ ¾ÇÀÇ ÃàÀ¸·Î °Å·ÐµÈ °ÍÀÌ´Ù. º°·Î Ʋ¸° ¸»Àº ¾Æ´Ï´Ù, ºÏÇÑ

È­ÀÌÆÃ!



6. America has been al erted that Koreans are bad news, and so has the world

which has magnified the stigma! Its about time!



¹Ì±¹ÀεéÀº Çѱ¹³ðµéÀÌ ³ª»Û³ðµéÀ̶ó´Â °É °è¼Ó °æ°íÇØ ¿Ô´Ù. ±×¸®°í ÀÌÁ¦

Àü¼¼°è°¡ ÀÌ·± ¿À¸íÀ» ÀÎÁ¤ÇÏ°í ÆÛ¶ß¸®°í ÀÖ´Ù. µåµð¾î ¶§°¡ ¿Ô´Ù!



7. Koreans like to drive old Mercedes and think they are supreme!



Çѱ¹³ðµéÀº °í¹° º¥Ã÷¸¦ Ÿ´Â °ÍÀ» ÁÁ¾ÆÇÏ°í ±×·¯¸é¼­ Áö°¡ ĸ Àß³­ÁÙ ¾È´Ù.



You will always see Koreans driving old Mercedes 190e and Junk Mercedes

thinking they are in the top class. Give me a break, but they still cause

accidents in those too!



Çѱ¹³ðµéÀÌ Áö°¡ ¹¹ »ó·ùÃþÀΰÍó·³ »ý°¢Çϸ鼭 º¥Ã÷ 190e°°Àº °í¹°µüÁö º¥Ã÷¸¦

¸ð´Â °ÍÀ» Ç×»ó º¸°ÔµÈ´Ù. Çê¼Ò¸® ¸¶¶ó! ±×·±µ¥ ÀÌ·±°É Ÿ¸é¼­µµ ±×³ðµéÀº

Â÷»ç°í¸¦ ³½´Ù.


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Reasons why Americans Suck

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1. He don't have general idea.

1. ±×µéÀº°³³äÀ̾ø´Ù.



They said, koreans suck. but they don't know how koreans helpful for american.

Most of American computer company are sells their products in korea.

But it quality is suck.in a Microsoft, or a fuckin£§ Windows! Or that

fucking ford! Also fuck, GM and yahoo!



¹Ì±¹³ðµéÀº Çѱ¹Àκ¸°í Áҿʰ°´Ù°íÇÑ´Ù, ±×·¯³ª ¿ì¸®°¡Áöµé¿¡°Ô¾ó¸¶³ªµµ¿òµÇ´ÂÁö´Â¸ð¸¥´Ù.

Á¶³½ ¸¹Àº ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ ÄÄÇ»ÅͰü·Ãȸ»çµéÀÌ ¿ì¸®³ª¶ó¿¡ Áö³×µé¹°°ÇÀ»ÆÈ¾Æ¸Ô´Â´Ù.

ÇÏÁö¸¸ ÀÌ·± ÆÈ¾Æ¸Ô´Â°ÍµéÀº ´ÙÁҿʰ°´Ù. MS, À©µµ¿ìµé°°Àº°Å

±×¿Ü¿¡µµ Æ÷µå, GM, ¾ßÈĵµ Á¶¿Ê±î¶ó


2. American's pride Attitude

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Americans seem to flock to iraq to benefit off the iraq's oil, but fail to

stir up the popular passion

Americans quickly will sand thair army to take some oil of the

mideast, but never really contribute anything to the Wordpeace, and live here and hate

this fucking place £¨Iraq£© and just take advantage of deals and then bounce

out?



¹Ì±¹³ðµéÀº À̶óÅ© ±â¸§À» ¾î¶»°Ô »¡¾Æ¸Ô¾î º¼·Á°í Áßµ¿¿¡ ½É°¢ÇÏ°Ô ÁýÂøÇÏ´Â°Í °°´Ù.

ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×ÂÊ »ç¶÷µé¿¡°Ô ¸Ç³¯ ¿åÃĸ԰í Å×·¯´çÇÑ´Ù. ¹Ì±¹³ðµéÀº ±â¸§Á» »¡¾Æ¸Ô°Ú´Ù°í Á¶³½ ½Å¼ÓÇÏ°Ô Áßµ¿ÂÊ¿¡ ±º´ë¸¦ ÅõÀÔÇϰÚÁö¸¸,
±×·¸´Ù°í ¼¼°è ÆòÈ­¿¡ µµ¿òµÉ ÀÏÀº Àý´ë ¾ÈÇÑ´Ù. ±×¸®°í

À̶óÅ©¿¡ °è¼Ó Âî¹ß·Á ÀÖÀ¸¸é¼­ ÀÌ Á½°°Àº °÷£¨À̶óÅ©£©À» Áõ¿ÀÇÑ´Ù. ±×¸®°í ±×·¸°Ô

ÀßÁö³»´Ù°¡...´Ù½Ã µ¹¾Æ°£´Ù?



3. Americans congregate in a trash area of stationed in korea U.S army post

¹Ì±¹³ðµéÀº ÁÖÇѹ̱º ÁÖµÐÁö°°Àº ¾²·¹±â°°Àºµ¥¸ð¿©»ê´Ù.



Fortunately this is a horrible slummish congested and American infested part

of North Korea, very urban, ghetto, and sure to give you a headache to try to pass

thru! Tons of yankee's walking without law. unlike

chinese and jap places!!!



´ÙÇàÈ÷ À̳ðµéÀÌ »ç´Â °÷Àº ¹Ì±¹³ðµé¸¸ °Ý¸®Çؼ­ »ç´Â ³²ÇÑÀÇ ²ûÂïÇÑ ÁÖµÐÁö´Ù.

¾ÆÁÖ ¹Ì±ºÁÖµÐÁö¿ª¿¡ ºó¹Î¼Ò±¼°°Àº °÷À¸·Î Áö³ª°¡¸é µÎÅëÀÌ ´Ù »ý±ä´Ù. Áß±¹À̳ª

ÀϺ»³ðµé°ú´Â´Þ¸® À̰÷À» µ¹¾Æ´Ù´Ï´Â ¹Ì±¹»õ³¢µéÀº ¹ýµµ ¾øÀÌ´Ù´Ñ´Ù.





4. Korean vs Japanese : Did we ask anything you for give a shit or what?

Çѱ¹³ðµé vs. ÀϺ»³ðµé: ¿ì¸®°¡ ¾ðÁ¦ À̵ý°Å°ü½É°¡Á®´Þ¶ó±×·¨³ª?



Whenever the word USA or American is used, it is always in a serious, awful, terrible,

dissapointing, non-humorous tone and god damn. But when we speak about Japan, or

Japanese there is always sneer and disgrace, and disinterest. White Korean has

no interest in your country, whether its culture, travel, or friendship! We also interest in Dokdo


¹Ì±¹ÀεéÀÇ ´ëÈ­¿¡¼­ ¹Ì±¹, ¹Ì±¹ÀÎÀ̶õ ´Ü¾î´Â Ç×»ó ½É°¢Çϰí, ½Ç¸Á½º·´°í, ½Ä»óÇϰí, Á¶¿Ê°°Àº ¸»Åõ·Î µîÀåÇÑ´Ù.

¹Ý¸é ÀϺ», ÀϺ»Àο¡ ´ëÇØ¼­ ¾ê±âÇÒ¶§´Â Ç×»ó ºñ¿ôÀ½À̳ª

¸ê½Ã, ±×¸®°í ¹«°ü½ÉÀÌ ¹è¿©ÀÖ´Ù. Çѱ¹ÀεéÀº ¹®È­, ¿©Çà, ¿ìÁ¤ÀÌ°í ¹¹°í ³Ê³×

³ª¶ó¿¡ ÀüÇô °ü½ÉÀÌ ¾ø´Ù. ´ÜÁö ¿ì¸° µ¶µµ¿¡¸¸°ü½ÉÀÌÀÖÀ»»ÓÀÌ´Ù..



5. No more of a suprise to you than me, one that made me Bush and Goisme was same monkey!!!
suck, Á¶³½ english grammer°¡ µþ¸®³×

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¾¾.¹ß... ¿µ¾î½Ç·ÂÁ¶³½µþ¸®³×

6. Koreans has been al erted that Americans are bad news, and so has the world

which has magnified the stigma! Its about time!



Çѱ¹ÀεéÀº ¹Ì±¹³ðµéÀÌ ³ª»Û³ðµéÀ̶ó´Â °É °è¼Ó °æ°íÇØ ¿Ô´Ù. ±×¸®°í ÀÌÁ¦

Àü¼¼°è°¡ ÀÌ·± ¿À¸íÀ» ÀÎÁ¤ÇÏ°í ÆÛ¶ß¸®°í ÀÖ´Ù. µåµð¾î ¶§°¡ ¿Ô´Ù!



7. Americans like to slander other country and think they are supreme!



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