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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
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You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
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That's Direct Marketing.
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
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One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
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"He's very rich. Marry him."
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That's Advertising.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
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You go up to her and get her telephone number.
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The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me."
´ÙÀ½³¯ ÀüÈ­ÇØ¼­ "³ª´Â µ·ÀÌ ¸¹¾Æ. ³ª¶û °áÈ¥ÇØÁà." ¶ó°í ¸»ÇÑ´Ù.

That's Telemarketing.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
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You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
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You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
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aride, and then say,
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"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
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That's Public Relations.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
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She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."
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That's Brand Recognition.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
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You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
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She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
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That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
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You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
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but you only have a lottery.
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that's stock option.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
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You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
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but you only have a credit card and debt.
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that's accounting fraud£¨window dressing£©.
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